urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno All the Haremites All the Haremites 2006-05-26T01:49:21Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:41289 2006-05-26T01:49:21Z 2006-05-26T01:49:21Z HELL NO urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:41019 2006-02-21T19:18:55Z 2006-02-21T19:18:55Z <font color="red"> I think the Temple of Light killed themselves ... </font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:40735 2006-02-20T16:54:59Z 2006-02-20T16:54:59Z Irritating Reno is easier than it looks. We should do this every week. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:40693 2006-02-20T16:49:49Z 2006-02-20T16:49:49Z <font color="red"> A tea party. You went to a tea party. A TEA PARTY WAS ORGANIZED ON THESE PREMISES. <br /><br />AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE LAST OF OUR MASCULINITY GETTING FLUSHED DOWN THE CRAPPER? </font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:40328 2006-02-20T16:40:35Z 2006-02-20T16:40:35Z what the fuck? tea party<br /><br />scones were good urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:40132 2006-02-19T03:37:48Z 2006-02-19T05:09:26Z Are you available to provide me with assistance tomorrow? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:39774 2006-02-19T03:29:27Z 2006-02-19T03:29:27Z <font color="red"> Hey!!! Why didn't I get an invitation?! </font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:39613 2006-02-16T05:35:40Z 2006-02-16T07:50:32Z At least all this useless confetti allows me the opportunity to properly exploit a generally pointless servant. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:39269 2006-02-16T02:02:59Z 2006-02-16T02:02:59Z When did you get all chummy with Noah, Nightwing? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:39012 2006-02-15T22:50:17Z 2006-02-15T22:50:17Z <font color="#FF3399"> I have read up on the last several years of temple history. Fascinating as only soap operas can be fascinating. </font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:38828 2006-02-15T22:40:46Z 2006-02-15T22:40:46Z <font color="red"> The ToL sure is quiet lately. </font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:38592 2006-02-15T01:16:15Z 2006-02-15T01:16:15Z leaves bit me urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:38319 2006-02-15T01:11:05Z 2006-02-15T01:12:42Z <font color="#FF3399"> I refuse to post like this. </font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:37980 2006-02-15T01:10:15Z 2006-02-15T01:10:15Z Give it up to the master, bitches, for it is I who tinted every piece of glass in this temple pink.<br /><br />For Reno, I have additional goodwill in the form of my yearly gift of deadly chocolates, this time set to explode. As is his favorite place on the couch. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:37814 2006-02-15T01:01:39Z 2006-02-15T01:01:39Z <font color="red"> In the fine upstanding tradition of love and goodwill that been passed down through the years ... I gave Blues exactly what he always say he wants: explosions and lasers. In pink with sparkly hearts. I know he'll appreciate it.<br /><br />Fenris was hard to shop for. It took me a long time to find him just the right porn and appropriate sex toys. Maybe he'll take it to heart and loosen up a little ... in the biblical sense.<br /><br />For Nightwing, I've sent quite the scattering of messages across the galaxies in search of his lost love. Somar's gonna be thrilled to hear you've missed him so badly, Wing-o. He'll also be thrilled with the bad poetry I composed in your name.<br /><br />Kratos. Well. Kratos. I hope you like pink.<br /><br />Everyone else who I don't live with but I have slept with, I sent you a little special something in the mail. Knock yourselves out with it. </font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:37518 2006-02-15T00:50:16Z 2006-02-15T00:50:16Z The garden tried to kill me. Most of it was decorated with pretty pink ribbons and smelled like roses ... but it still tried to kill me. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:37361 2006-02-15T00:44:02Z 2006-02-15T00:48:45Z Even I must give a certain level of credit to the individual who managed to tint every piece of glass in my tower pink. That is both more thorough and more devious than simply painting the room.<br /><br />I know ALL of you too well to eat these wrapped chocolates. Stop tying to feed me tampered food. It is not going to work.<br /><br />Old man. I realize that you think that sending me false valentines is amusing, but I assure you that you are entirely incapable of pretending to be anyone else.<br /><br />I do hope you <i> enjoy </i> my valentines. I picked them out on Cahrmel especially for all of you. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:36879 2006-02-13T05:36:03Z 2006-02-13T05:36:03Z <font color="red"> I can just SENSE the vibe here. It's literally flying across the room and trying to throttle people on the way. This had better get us some sex. Even if it IS just Kratos screwing Zelos silly when he gets back from ... that place that sucked all our entertainment away. </font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:36838 2006-02-13T04:51:16Z 2006-02-13T04:51:38Z <a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />You <i> owe </i> me.<br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:36386 2006-02-13T04:46:02Z 2006-02-13T04:46:15Z So the only person who didn't actually walk away from that fight was Reno. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:36233 2006-02-11T05:55:52Z 2006-02-11T05:55:52Z heh urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:35901 2006-02-11T05:52:23Z 2006-02-11T05:52:23Z <font color="red"> If you two don't stop rolling around on the floor I'm gonna start thinking bad thoughts .... whoo, strangulation is definitely not playing by Queensbury rules, Fen ... okay, now I'm definitely thinking bad th -- OW YOU BITCH. </font> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:35686 2006-02-11T05:37:00Z 2006-02-11T05:37:00Z Why is there a box sitting there surrounded by ominous silence? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:35267 2006-02-06T04:14:36Z 2006-02-06T04:14:36Z opening urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:bluesreno:34856 2006-02-02T03:55:48Z 2006-02-02T03:55:48Z fuck is this